I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
