I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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