Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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