What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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