girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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