We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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