walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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