new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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