She's JV to your varsity
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
What a dumb baby whore.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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