that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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