he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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