? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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