The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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