Sponge bath it is.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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