Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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