i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm too high and old for this...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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