Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
barbara walters just said penis...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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