I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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