i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
If I die, sorry about rent.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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