I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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