well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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