I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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