His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
as a side note pls kill me
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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