My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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