covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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