the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
