Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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