I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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