They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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