did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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