Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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