BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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