My room smells like vodka and shame
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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