Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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