His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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