let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
