I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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