tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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