That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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