I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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