He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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