yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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