Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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