We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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