Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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