I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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