I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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