North Korea, Best Korea!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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