i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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