I wanna passion pit in your ass
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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